doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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