Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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