please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Nicole vs. Life
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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