In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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