love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
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5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
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That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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