Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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