reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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