Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
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she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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