Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
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You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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