Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
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So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
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After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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