dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
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Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
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I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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