in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
My vagina is officially offended.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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