Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
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He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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