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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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