Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
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then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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