Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
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I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
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Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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