Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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