I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
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sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
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Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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