the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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