More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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