So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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