I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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