This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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