I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
It was like giving head to a cactus.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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