Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
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i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
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There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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