the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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