Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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