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Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
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No I am not eating basil off your cock
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
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I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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