i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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