Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
