forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
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Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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