so that wasnt chicken after all
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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