I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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