i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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