giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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