I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
