I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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