Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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