I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
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25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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