Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
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Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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