I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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