I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
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You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
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