Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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