I'm jealous of your bromance
where am i from again
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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