what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
