Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
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I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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