id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
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it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
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Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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