careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
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My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
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Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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