So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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