I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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