But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
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Only a mothe r could love this liver
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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