Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
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Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
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We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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