apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
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