hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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