I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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