I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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