So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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