what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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